Happy 70th birthday to Alexander Lukashenko! As of Aug 30th, you've reached the big 7-0 and we know you'll continue to be the strong, charismatic leader that you are. Here's to many more years of ruling Belarus and keeping your citizens on their toes. You may be getting older, but we have no doubt that you'll keep up with the times and continue to surprise us all. Cheers to a birthday that's as wild and unpredictable as your political career!