Dear Anna Wintour, Happy 75th birthday, darling! Can you believe it? You've reached an age where you can get away with wearing white after Labor Day without anyone batting an eye. But in all seriousness, let's take a moment to appreciate all that you have accomplished in your 75 fabulous years. From your iconic fashion sense to your legendary status as the editor-in-chief of Vogue, you are truly an inspiration to us all. And let's not forget your infamous resting b*tch face, which has become a symbol of fashion world dominance. We can only hope to one day reach your level of coolness. So cheers to you, Anna, on your special day. May your heels always be high, your sunglasses always be oversized, and your reign as the queen of fashion continue for many more years to come. Sincerely, Your adoring fans