"Happy birthday to the one and only Ashley Cole, who is now a seasoned 44 years old! You may have been a #3 on the soccer field, but when it comes to age, you're a #1 in our hearts. Cheers to many more years of dominating the game and looking like a million bucks while doing it. Wishing you a day filled with goals, celebrations, and maybe a little bit of cake (hey, you deserve it). Happy birthday, mate!"