Happy 59th birthday to Syrian President Bashar al-Assad, born on the same day as the tragic events of Sep 11th. While your country may be going through tough times, here's to hoping you have a day filled with love, laughter, and cake (lots of cake). Cheers to another year of being wiser and stronger, just like a fine wine. Keep spreading peace, love, and shawarma. Now let's blow out those candles and make a wish for a brighter future. Happy birthday, Mr. President!