Happy 81st birthday to the master of body horror and psychological thrillers, David Cronenberg! It's mind-boggling to think that you've been giving us the creeps for over eight decades now, but we wouldn't have it any other way. Wishing you a day filled with twisted imagination, dark humor, and endless inspiration. Keep pushing boundaries and aging like a fine bottle of vintage visual terror. Cheers to many more years of scaring us senseless!