Happy 70th birthday to the one and only Howard Stern! The king of morning radio, the master of shock jocks, and the voice that has been waking us up for decades. You may be turning 70, but you still have the wit and humor of a 20-year-old. Here's to many more years of laughter, entertainment, and unforgettable moments. Keep on rockin' and rollin' like the boss that you are. Cheers to you, Howard, and happy birthday!