"Happy birthday to the one and only James Milner! It's hard to believe that you're now 38 years young, but your energy and passion on the field make you seem like a sprightly 18-year-old. Here's to another year of being a key player for Liverpool and your iconic 'boring' celebrations. May you continue to defy Father Time and keep making us all wonder - is it Milner's birthday or his debut game? Cheers to you and all your glorious 38 years!"