Happy 68th birthday to the one and only Joaquín Guzmán Loera, also known as El Chapo! April 4th is truly a historic day as we celebrate another year of your incredible existence. Despite your age, you continue to amaze us with your wit and charm. May this day be filled with all your favorite things, whether it's fine wine or a good old escape tunnel. Here's to many more years of mischief and adventure. Feliz cumpleaños!