Dear John Mulaney, Happy 43rd birthday, my fellow comedy genius! Can you believe we're both in our 40s now? Time flies when you're making people laugh. I hope your birthday is as delightfully witty and amusing as you are. May your day be filled with endless skits, impersonations, and hilarious observations. Speaking of observations, did you know that August 26th also marks National Dog Day? Sounds like the perfect excuse to adopt a new furry friend or just shower your current pup with extra treats. But let's not forget the real reason for celebrating today – you gracing this world with your comedic talents for 43 years. Keep on killing it, John. Here's to many more years of laughter and hilarity. Happy birthday, dear friend! Keep being your charming, clever, and quirky self. Sincerely, Your biggest fan