Happy 70th birthday to the one and only, John Roberts! Can you believe it's been 70 years since you first graced us with your presence on January 27th? Talk about aging like a fine wine. Cheers to another year of wisdom, laughter, and taking on the world like the boss that you are. May your special day be filled with love, joy, and lots of cake (because at 70, you've earned it). Happy birthday, dear John!