Happy 56th birthday to the Olympic gold medalist, the master of the Angle Slam, and the man with the most impressive singlet in all of wrestling, Kurt Angle! It's hard to believe that someone as tough and resilient as you is now reaching retirement age. But hey, age is just a number, right? And at 56 years young, you're still as fierce and formidable as ever. Here's to another year of breaking ankles and breaking records. Keep on anglin', Kurt!