Happy 60th birthday to Maynard James Keenan, the rock legend and mystical frontman of Tool and A Perfect Circle! Although you may feel like you've been "Parabola"-ing for 60 years, we all know that your energy and stage presence make you seem forever young. Keep rocking and rolling like the wine enthusiast that you are. Here's to many more years of epic headbanging and enigmatic lyrics. Cheers!