Happy 72nd birthday to the one and only Merrick Garland, who never seems to age a day (seriously, what's your secret?). It's no surprise that someone as wise and distinguished as you was born on November 13th, because you bring a whole new level of intelligence and humor to the world. Here's to another year of making us all feel inferior with your brilliance and making us all laugh with your playful spirit. Cheers to you, Merrick! Keep on crushing it.