Happy 50th birthday to the one and only Michael Shannon! Can you believe it's been half a century since you graced this world with your magnificent presence? I mean, just think of all the amazing roles you've played, the awards you've won, and the hearts you've stolen along the way. You truly are a force to be reckoned with. So here's to you, my talented friend, as you enter the delightful world of being 50 years young. May this next chapter be filled with even more success, laughter, and the occasional midlife crisis. Cheers to you, Michael, and happy birthday!