Happy 61st birthday to the one and only Mike Pompeo! Can you believe you're now eligible for those senior discounts? I hope you celebrated with plenty of cake and all the diplomatic victories your heart desires. Wishing you a fabulous year ahead filled with world-changing policies, delicious ice cream (hold the ham), and lots of love from your grateful nation. Keep being the amazing, level-headed leader we all need. Cheers to you, birthday boy! 🎉