Happy 83rd birthday to the one and only Mitch McConnell! Fun fact: Did you know that on February 20th, 1933, your parents were probably chanting "Mitch, Mitch, he's our boy, turning 83 with so much joy!" Keep on smirking and keep on aging like a fine wine. Cheers to another year of political maneuvering and good old American charm. Here's to you, sir!