"Happy 59th birthday to our favorite opinionated and unapologetic Piers Morgan! It's hard to believe that someone can still stir up controversy and look this good at 59. But hey, we wouldn't have you any other way. Keep doing you, Piers. Cheers to another year of living your best life and dominating the airwaves. Here's to hoping you get all the scones and tea you desire on your special day. Happy birthday, old chap!"