Happy 65th birthday to Prince Andrew, Duke of York! You're officially eligible for senior citizen discounts, but who needs those when you can retire to your royal palace and live like a king? It's been a wild ride these past 65 years, filled with royal duties, lavish parties, and probably a few scandals too. But through it all, you've maintained your regal charm and wit. Cheers to another year of decadence and decadence!