Happy 89th birthday to the one and only Salman of Saudi Arabia! Or should we say, Sultan Salman the Great, Prince of Princes, Guardian of the Two Holy Mosques and Master of Camel Riding? You truly wear many hats, old chap. May your birthday on Dec 31st be as grand as your kingdom and filled with all the riches and luxuries fit for a royal. Cheers to another year of conquering the desert sands and ruling with wisdom and strength. Keep slaying, Salman!