"Happy 60th birthday to the one and only Sarah Palin! February 11th marks a special day not just for you, but for all of us who have been entertained by your antics over the years. Who knew that the adorable moose-hunting, lipstick-wearing governor from Alaska would become a household name? We may not always agree on politics, but we can all agree that you've definitely kept things interesting. Cheers to 60 years of being one of the most polarizing figures in American politics. Here's to many more years of wild moose chases and winking at the camera. Keep being you, Sarah!"