"Happy birthday to the man himself, Tom Hiddleston! It's hard to believe that you've graced this planet for a full 43 years now. From playing a mischievous god to a cunning spy, you've truly conquered every role with your charm and talent. May your birthday be filled with laughter, love, and lots of cake (which we all know you can devour in a Loki-esque manner). Cheers to another year of being a dashing gentleman, and here's to many more adventures to come!"