Happy birthday, Tom Waits! Can you believe it, you've reached the ripe old age of 75! I guess all those years of singing about cigarettes and whiskey didn't do too much damage after all. You are still as gravelly-voiced and unique as ever. May your birthday be filled with all the junkyard symphonies and rain dogs your heart desires. Here's to another year of growling and crooning and being an all-around cool cat. Cheers to you on your milestone birthday!